The Tawstock Song 2004

Ray went walking
The boys for an ice or two
Beverley followed thought she was off to the loo
Back to her room and locked out
She cried her little heart out
Mike saved the day and scrambled away
Up a ladder with Beth-a-ny

Charlie Pople
Rev-e-rend for a week
Led us on a journey, not for the faint or weak
He promised we'd have good weather
It couldn't have been much better
Come rain or shine we've had a great time
With our families here this week

Ian Baysie
Cycled from Fremington Quay
Spencer Critoph tumbled for all to see
Jess lying down on the roadside
And Dexter asleep on the crowbar
Ian T looks sweet upon his seat
Of a bicycle made for two

Andrea Beastie
Weight Watchers golden star
Ate four trifles
That was twelve points too far
The chicken was to 'corrupt'
The Twiglets made me violent
But no one left a crumb on their plate
Cos' the cook was the best so far!

Please note that due to the lyricist throwing away the words to the previous 13 years of Tawstong songs she will unfortunately be unable to reproduce copies for your enjoyment!!